Crazy cat lady potential

I know I only have 2 cats (and one is technically B's, not mine), but I think I have great potential to grow up to be a crazy cat lady.

Exhibit A. If you were a fly on the wall at my house last night, you might have heard something like this.

Me: Hi, the Bus! How was your day?
The Bus: nothing
Me: Oh that sounds nice. I'm glad you didn't puke on the rug again like you did this morning. Are you feeling better?
The Bus: nothing
Me: Where's Analog? Is she in the basement?
The Bus: nothing
Me: Oh Analog, there you are! Did you have a good day?
Analog: nothing
Me: What do you guys think of the new fireplace?
Kitties: nothing
Me: I really like it. I think it looks nice. I kinda wish the molding wasn't there because it makes a crack between the fireplace and the wall, but I think I can live with it. I don't think it would be a good idea to saw into the molding, do you?
Kitties: still nothing
Me: What should we make for dinner? Pasta with broccoli? That sounds good. Do you want a drink out of the bathtub?
Kitties: follow me into the bathroom and take turns drinking out of the tub, still saying nothing. Etc, etc, etc...


This is a pretty typical day in our house when I get home before B, which is roughly 5 out of 7 days of the week. They may not be great conversationalists, but they sure are cute!